nut hugger
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
I could fuck to npr.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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