North Korea, Best Korea!
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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