You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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