I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
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