Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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