id be glad to
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
True strength comes from lack of pants
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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