WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
Everyone is drunk but me. Fantastic. Everyone is hooking up but me. Awkward.
I had a pitcher of margaritas. Now I'm in a laundry room being a 5th wheel and crying. I made myself a bed out of a pool floatie. I win.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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