he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
its liver damage thursday
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