I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Also, beer. Big fan.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Randomize