SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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