BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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