He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
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