There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
