Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
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He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
You ruined the universe
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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