I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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