I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
tell me about the fingering
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