so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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