Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Kareoke will never be a sober sport
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Randomize
