Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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