Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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