wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
God, I missed his penis.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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