quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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