found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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