Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
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