And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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