Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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