Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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