Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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