Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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