Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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