Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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