i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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