so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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