NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I just forgot I was standing up.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
where are my eyebrows?
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