Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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