I want to make a zoo with you.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
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