Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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