belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
The ass gains better be worth it
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