Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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