i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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