you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
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