Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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