and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Randomize
