Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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