you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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