His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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