that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
When are your genitals available?
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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