I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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