just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Randomize
