It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
My vagina just clenched in fear
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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