that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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