Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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