i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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