okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
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