When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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