I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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